Moments I Remember from Germany

So while I was in Berlin, the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie came out. I had some time to kill in the evening, so I decided to go see it.

I went to the movie theater in Alexanderplatz, which is a pretty touristy area in town - it’s also where the giant TV tower is located that you see in all the Berlin skyline pictures.

I went to the box office and had a bit of an odd conversation with the ticketer:

Me: Hallo, one for Pirates. Bitte.

Him: Do you want English, or German?

Me: English.

Him: Are you sure you don’t want German?

Me: I’m sure. I don’t know that much German, sadly.

Him: It’s good in German.

Me: …I bet, but I want to understand what is happening during the film.

Him: Johnny Depp sounds sexy in German.

He was looking like this:
 

And I was looking like this:
 

I saw the movie in English.